Larry's Eye

Larry’s Eye

Copyright 2014 Matt Cairone

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I see Larry about once a week. Last week when I seen him he had this wicked ugly black guy. It was really fucking bad. So I says to him hey Larry what the fuck happened. He turns to me and he says hey it's none of your fucking business. So I let it go.

We go to the custard stand. We’re standing in line and I figure I'll try again. So I says to Larry hey really what the fuck happened to your eye, man. 

I can’t even finish and he blasts back. He says it’s none of your fucking business. What the fuck don’t you get about it’s none of your fucking business. While he’s still in his rant a voice shoots back from behind the screen. Whoa, take it easy. There’re kids here, pal.

The guy’s barely done talking and Larry’s on his ass. Fuck you, motherfucker. Stay outta my shit. Who the fuck are you?

I left without a custard. Larry left with another black eye.